A Couple of Fat Guys on the Beach

While on our vacation my buddy and I were sitting on the beach in our lawn chairs people watching. We noticed that there were no fat people on the beach. Then it came to us…. we were the fat people on the beach!  Everyone was there sporting there beach bodies that they have worked so hard on for the year leading up to their trip; and then there we were just letting it all hang out.

Everyone else was jealous of us though. I know this because they were always starring and pointing at us. Them eating their fat free rice cakes and veggies, while we were sucking down some suds and eating Doritos, occasionally brushing Doritos crumbs off of our bellies.

At one point these three young flat bellies in barely-enough-fabric-to-be-called-a-bikini, bikinis came walking right up to us. As they arrived the abruptly turned around and walked away. My buddy and I looked and each other and I said, “I guess they realized I wasn’t Larry the Cable Guy.

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